Taxman Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the taxman, Yeh, I'm the taxman. Should five percent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take It all 'Cause I'm the taxman, Yeh, I'm the taxman. If you drive a car I'll tax the street, if you Try to sit I'll tax your seat. If you get too cold I'll tax the heat, if you take a walk I'll tax your feet. Taxman! 'Cause I'm the taxman, Yeh, I'm the taxman Don't ask me what I want it for, If you don't want to pay some more. 'Cause I'm the taxman, Yeh, I'm the taxman Now my advice for those who die: Beware the pennies on your eye! 'Cause I'm the taxman, Yeh, I'm the taxman, And you're working for no one but me.